Buzz·Posted on Sep 15, 201429 Things That Inevitably Happen When You Have Big BoobsI didn't choose the big-boob life; it chose me.by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You'll have cleavage...no matter what. 2. Hugging becomes pretty awkward because your boobs reach the person before your arms do. View this photo on Instagram 3. You grasp yourself anytime you run up stairs, or down stairs. View this photo on Instagram 4. You lose food in your boobs. View this photo on Instagram 5. You have to get very creative when at the beach. 6. Seat belts will try to choke you. View this photo on Instagram 7. Boob sweat will accompany you wherever you go. View this photo on Instagram 8. People may ask if your boobs are real. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Your shopping experience will be a little limited. View this photo on Instagram 10. You'll definitely have an embarrassing moment at work when you try to look nice and your buttons pop open. View this photo on Instagram 11. People will tell you to "put them away." View this photo on Instagram 12. Your nipples will definitely try to poke their heads out and explore. View this photo on Instagram 13. You're bound to injure yourself. View this photo on Instagram 14. Putting on a sports bra is essentially a workout in itself. View this photo on Instagram 15. And speaking of working out, you'll need AT LEAST three bras. View this photo on Instagram 16. You won't always spill things on yourself, but when you do... it will be on your boobs. View this photo on Instagram 17. You'll have nightmares about having to run away from something chasing you because you won't be able to. View this photo on Instagram 18. You will have permanent indents in your shoulders from bras struggling to hold up your boobs. View this photo on Instagram 19. And you'll always be able to subtract several pounds from the scale on account of your boobs. View this photo on Instagram 20. You won't be able to jump for joy, or really jump at all. View this photo on Instagram 21. Your bra underwire will try to murder you. View this photo on Instagram 22. Exercise in all forms becomes questionable. 23. And when you go out to eat, you'll request a table as opposed to a booth to avoid the inevitable. View this photo on Instagram 24. As soon as you lie on your back, you'll lose sight of the TV. View this photo on Instagram 25. And you'll have to reevaluate your entire financial state after buying a bra. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. You have to be careful wearing long necklaces because they will be lost FoReVeR in your boobs. View this photo on Instagram 27. And your bras are so big, you can find lots of uses for them. View this photo on Instagram 28. The whole "built-in bra" feature will make you laugh until you cry. View this photo on Instagram 29. You'll buy cute new shoes, but never get to actually admire them. View this photo on Instagram And you'll complain about your boobs and the problems they give you, but you can't imagine not having big boobs. View this photo on Instagram