Buzz·Posted on Mar 25, 201519 Things Everyone In A New Relationship Is Guilty Of DoingPretending you don't have bodily functions.by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Spending nearly 25 minutes saying good-bye to each other because both of you refuse to be the first to hang up. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Being more polite than you've been since you were in elementary school. 3. And taking more time getting ready than you did before your first job interview. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Sugarcoating everything you say to make sure that it's delivered PERFECTLY. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Pretending that you don't have bodily functions. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Half-sleeping for the first SEVERAL sleepovers because you're terrified that you will snore or talk in your sleep. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. And spending at least 10 minutes on each text even if it's just saying "haha!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Showering more than you've showered in months because you want to make sure your skin smells intoxicating at all times. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Marking down the day you started talking. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Texting everyone you've ever talked to just to say the words "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend." 11. And uploading more pics than usual because you're so damn proud that you have someone new to pose with! View this photo on Instagram 12. Clearing out your whole weekend just to make sure you have time to spend with them in case they ask. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Incessantly talking to your friends about them. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Holding hands until you physically cannot anymore because your palms are dripping with sweat. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Spending over 15 minutes conducting the perfect good-night text. View this photo on Instagram 16. Planning out surprises, even if it's just to surprise them with a Chipotle burrito. View this photo on Instagram 17. Sipping half of your drink, and immediately texting them about how much you like them. View this photo on Instagram 18. Thinking of the most random conversation topics just because you don't want the conversation to end. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. And even if it's only been a while, simply being unable to imagine your life without them in it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF