25 Things Every College Senior Is Tired Of Hearing

If I knew what I was doing after college, I would tell you.

1. “How’s the job search going?”

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Please stop talking.

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2. “You might have to move back in with your parents.”

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This thought crosses my mind every single day without your help.

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3. “Time to start acting like an adult.”

Wait, how? Is there some sort of handout for this adult thing?

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4. “College is the best time of your life. Don’t ever leave.”

College is great and all but I’m not trying to be an eighth-year senior. Gotta leave sometime.

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5. “Bet you wish you had majored in something else, huh?”

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6. “Good luck, you need it with this economy.”

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You’re a ray of sunshine.

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7. “You know… you can’t take naps in the real world.”

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Cool. Gonna go ahead and take seven this week then, just in case.

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8. “How much money will you be making?”

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Hopefully enough to buy groceries, but that’s looking questionable.

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9. “Have you found a job yet?”

If I had, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

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10. “Your sister/brother had a job offer by this time.”

Well isn’t that just GREAT.

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11. “Postpone graduation as long as you can.”

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I’m not sure you understand how time works…

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12. “You aren’t supposed to love your job. It’s a job.”

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13. “Are you worried about staying in touch with your friends?”

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Well I wasn’t…

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14. “Make sure you clean up your social media presence.”

You mean I shouldn’t post pictures of my keg stands on Facebook? OH OK.

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15. “Soon you’ll be buying us dinner, young professional!”

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I’ll get back to you when I manage to find a job.

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16. “Have you thought about deferring your loans? Might be a good idea.”

I haven’t even graduated yet. Can you not?

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17. “Enjoy your last spring break EVER.”

I hate you.

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18. “Make your résumé interesting!”


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19. “When are you settling down/getting married?”

You’re giving me hives.

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20. “Time to start planning for your future. Have you thought about a retirement fund?”

…No. I haven’t even thought about the day after graduation yet.

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21. “How will ___ feel about that decision?”

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I don’t know, or care. My life, right?

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22. “You know that doesn’t pay well, right?”

If you could find a job that pays well that I am qualified for… I’m ALL EARS!

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23. “It doesn’t matter what you know, just who.”

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Are you saying that the last four years of my life were a waste of time?

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24. “Maybe you should think about grad school a little more.”

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

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25. “Where do you see yourself in the next five years?”

Absolutely no idea.

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