24 Secrets Introverts Won’t Tell You

Sorry, I’m too busy avoiding human interaction.

1. You’ve texted people from your couch and said that you were busy.

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2. During small talk, you don’t listen but nod instead so as to not raise any questions.


Even though you’re screaming on the inside.

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3. You don’t like people, but you like individuals.

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4. Your enemy is the person who brought up the idea of throwing you a surprise party.


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5. You’ve hung out in the bathroom of a place just to get some alone time.

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6. You would rather burn your tongue 103 times than go to a huge party.

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7. You’re actually able to make people cancel plans so you don’t have to.

WELL, if you insist…

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8. When you say you have a “busy weekend,” you mean you’ll be busy avoiding human interaction.

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9. You are a PRO at finding excuses to leave a place early.

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10. Some of your best friends are actually characters from your favorite books and TV shows.

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And they are WAY better than real people.

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11. You sometimes carry around a phone charger just to make sure your buffer between you and human interaction doesn’t die.



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12. You have fantasized about slapping every person who talks to you when you have headphones in.

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13. If you are guilt-tripped into going to a social event, you immediately start searching for animals to hang out with.

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14. You know that having to talk to various people all day long is much more exhausting than any form of exercise.

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15. You can go from work/dress clothes to sweats in less than 30 seconds.

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16. And you fake smile like a CHAMP just so people will stop asking you why you’re “so quiet.”

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17. You have no qualms about lying in bed all day, although you might pretend to.


“LOL I WAS SO LAZY THIS WEEKEND…” which is exactly what I wanted.

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18. You often deny calls, even from your friends, only to text five minutes later, “Sorry I was in the shower! What’s up?”

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Because talking on the phone? No thanks.

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19. Most of your nightmares involve people who attempt to make small talk with you.

Things I care more about than the weather:
1. Literally everything

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20. You often volunteer to drive just because you know it means you can bounce out early.

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I think I feel a cold coming on. BYE!

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21. You 100% prefer to eat alone and want to throw your drink at anyone who tries to sit with you.

I’m here to eat, not to talk.

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22. And honestly, working in a cubicle is kinda ideal for you.

~ Don’t have to talk to anyone. ~

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23. You have some solid negotiations stacked up for the moment when your friends successfully guilt-trip you.

I’ll go if I don’t have to talk to anyone.

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24. And even though some people might not understand you, or call you antisocial, you really don’t care.

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Because this is who you are and who you are is fucking fabulous.

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