1. Basically, you just LOVE curse words.
2. They help you perfectly describe how you're feeling at all times.
3. Sometimes you try to watch your language when you're in the presence of minors, but it never seems to work out.
4. Because of that, you've gotten really good at hiding your swearing when it really matters.
5. You're at a point now where you aren't sure you even know how to speak without using curse words.
6. And quite frankly, you wouldn't even want to anyway.
7. At any given time, it's pretty much guaranteed that your thoughts are a stream of profanities.
8. And sometimes, more often than not, you voice these thoughts aloud.
9. A lot of times people will try to tell you to curse less. And then you try to tell them to curse more.
10. It just so happens that your favorite expressions of all time involve curse words.
11. Occasionally you will think on a time in your life when you didn't use curse words in every sentence.
12. And even when you aren't cursing out loud, you use body language to get the point across.
13. Most of your nightmares involve swear jars in some way.
14. And you basically always prefer to purchase products with curse words already on them.
15. Your love of curse words only amplifies when you're drinking.
16. People have told you countless times that your choice of vocabulary makes you less attractive and you're just like, "I don't fucking care."
17. You get incredibly uncomfortable when you're around people who don't swear.
