2. “Should we swim in the ocean that is literally right behind us? Nah. Let’s get in this kiddie pool.”
4. “So like, we’ll just lie down, and then pretend we’re running, but we’re just lying down. No one will know.”
7. All the blood rushing to her head, how dreamy.
8. This dude doesn’t understand the meaning of alone time.
9. I love looking longingly into people’s ears.
10. True love means picking each other’s noses…or something.
11. Metamorphosis: The Couple
12. Yeah, no, just cover her nipples and then look to the sky. It’ll be awesome.
13. WELCOME TO MY BUTTHOLE. How romantic.
14. “Should we smile? Nah, let’s look as uncomfortable as possible.”
15. Human waste has a way of turning you on, amirite?!
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