Before your mom added you: You upload a picture of you at a bar, in an effort to piece together the night before.
After your mom added you: You upload a picture of you at a bar, and pretend that you remember the exact moment it was taken.
Before your mom added you: You update your status about breakfast with a tinge of promiscuity.
After your mom added you: You update your status about breakfast and nothing else.
Before your mom added you: A friend comments on a photo about your wild night out.
After your mom adds you: A friend comments on a photo and you delete it immediately.
Before your mom added you: Your friends understand your ~double meaning~ and roll with it.
After your mom adds you: Your mom makes everyone on your friend list feel uncomfortable as hell.
Before your mom added you: You comment and like the picture your friend uploaded of your new tattoo/piercing.
After your mom adds you: You comment on the picture your friend uploaded of your new tattoo/piercing and deny everything.
Before your mom added you: Your friend posts on your timeline and you joke about your drunken escapades.
After your mom adds you: Your friend posts on your timeline and you play dumb harder than ever before.
Before your mom added you: You post song lyrics and people UNDERSTAND and come together.
After your mom adds you: You post song lyrics and your mom texts you five minutes later concerned about the state of your life.
Before your mom added you: A friend tags you in a picture and you LOL to yourself remembering how much of a hot mess you were.
After your mom adds you: A friend tags you in a picture and you untag yourself faster than you ever thought possible.
Here's to all the COOL moms on Facebook...
