1. The time it had Red Velvet Deep Fried Oreos.
2. The time they offered a discount on vasectomies.
3. The time there was a get well soon balloon for roadkill.
4. The time a milkshake cost $279, but you got the seventh one free.
5. The time the speed limit sign got real.
6. The time when a business headquarters looked like a giant basket.
7. The time that there were hundreds of billboards emphasizing the reality of Hell.
8. The time when weather was determined by a donkey.
9. The time a bacon milkshake made its debut.
10. This time that corn was advertised using raccoons.
11. And the time that pig poop was sold.
12. The time that a billboard got very real.
13. The time that a ball of twine became a tourist attraction.
14. And the time there was an RV park named Morning Wood.
15. That time there was a reward offered for a missing tractor.
16. The time that God made a billboard.
17. The time that all were warned to kiss responsibly.
18. The time there was cheddar beer flavored potato chips.
19. The time there was a chicken show.
20. The time there was a "Fresh Cut Grass" lip balm flavor.
21. And the time that football rivalry involved pizza.
