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    10 Things That Need To Retire In 2014

    We're all counting on you, new year.

    Lara Parker
    by Lara Parker

    Community Contributor

    1. Kale

    Via pandawhale.com

    Gonna need it to taste better.

    2. Mustaches

    Via gifs-i-heart.tumblr.com

    PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING.

    3. UGGS

    Via venustrappedinmars.com

    $200 for slippers? Oh okay.

    4. Calling People From Concerts

    Via gifs-i-heart.tumblr.com

    I CAN'T EVEN HEAR YOU.

    5. Axe and Bod

    Via latherrinserepeat.com.au

    Just stop.

    6. PINK by Victoria's Secret

    Via teen.com

    Your shirt isn't even PINK.

    7. Unpaid Internships

    Via thedailygopher.com

    Oh so you want me to live in NYC for 3 months and work 20- 30 hours a week for free? Totally reasonable.

    8. Hacking Statuses

    Via wifflegif.com

    JOHN LOVES POPORN IN HIS BUM BUM.

    9. Over excessive hashtagging on Instagram

    Via qualitylogoproducts.com

    #LIKESFORLIKES

    10. Updating your status/tweeting about your workouts

    Via weknowgifs.com

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