…wait, PART ONE?! Really? Do we need to break this into multiple releases? That said, this looks pretty awesome.

Pretty much.

Fantastic. There’s another reason for me to stay the hell out of the ocean.

The picture of Buster Keaton and the monkey might be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Isn’t it “gorram”? But yeah, that kicked ass.

If you’re stopping in Pigeon Forge, be sure to check out the replica Titanic, that is also a museum.  Because Pigeon Forge, Tennessee OBVIOUSLY need a Titanic museum.

Yup.

Man, David Lee Roth looks horrible these days…

Thank God Donald Trump is weighing in. Gives some credibility to Hillary’s possible run.

Love him or hate him (much like the franchise he is the GM of), Cashman is one of the best in the game.  Don’t see this as him being a jerk. Just him doing his job, efficiently.

You should ALWAYS back your shit up. If the power goes out while you’re working on your shit and you didn’t back it up, you just wasted all that time. Bitches.

Real metalheads are already supporting Randy Blythe for president.