15 Ridiculous Nightclub Posters Featuring NBA Players

    There's nothing quite like the art of the nightclub poster. And when the night in question is being hosted by an NBA player, the results are amazing.

    Kevin Lincoln
    by Kevin Lincoln

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1.

    D-Wade looks happy. That sweater is so pink.

    2.

    Via Twitter: @https://twitter.com/!/DwightHoward/status/190862445668081664/photo/1

    Dwight's not playing tonight, and he's still hosting a nightclub afterward. Isn't that sort of like skipping school because you're "sick" and then still going out at night?

    3.

    Via media.cleveland.com

    I tried to go to Lavo on Spring Break once. I didn't know that it was a place LeBron James hosted parties at — in fact, I got dragged there without really knowing what it was at all. We didn't get in.

    4.

    Via blogimages.thescore.com

    THE BIG THREE. LeBron looks like he's trying to seduce me.

    5.

    lolololololololololol Kris Humphries, dude put a shirt on

    6.

    Josh Smith is a prolific party host. DJ Holliday is a prolific mixtape-shaper. It's a match made in heaven!

    7.

    No offense, but if you have "The Entire NY Knicks" coming to your club, you're probably repping Melo and Amar'e on your nightclub poster, not Iman Shumpert and J.R. Smith.

    8.

    Hennessey, Fabolous, and Melo. You couldn't make this any better.

    9.

    Derrick Rose needs a new suit. Also, how much do you think C.J. Watson's publicist paid to get him on a poster?

    10.

    Via ll-media.tmz.com

    Photoshop tutorials — you need them, nightclub-poster creator.

    11.

    Via wordpress.com

    JaVale McGee, never ever change.

    12.

    Via i68.photobucket.com

    Stephen Jackson and DMX, just hanging out together, drinking smoothies, talking about Kant.

    13.

    Via media.photobucket.com

    Do you think anyone went to this party?

    14.

    Via bombparties.com

    It took me about five minutes of scrutinizing this poster to figure out that it is, in fact, for a nightclub night. I think?

    15.

    Via thesocialpulse.com

    Every night is ballers' night out. Also, "LaMarcus Aldridge and Friends" sounds like either a cable news talk show or a children's sitcom.

    BONUS:

    Devin Harris looks really out of place.

    Thanks to @corbangoble for this one.

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