1. The Emotional Drunk
"I don't always cry but when I do it's when I'm drunk and for absolutely no reason."
2. The "Professional Dancer"
"I took a hip-hop lesson once...I know what I'm doing."
10. The Hungry One
"I only go out to a nightclub to justify eating junk food at 3am..."
15. The Feel-Good Friend
No matter how poorly you're behaving, the feel-good friend is always doing something ten times worse and inadvertently making you feel good about your decisions.