1. On pondering Ancient Greek classics:
Do you think Odysseus ever did a The Odyssey book signing? #ancientBarnesandNoble #AllmyloveOdie #MondayMorningThoughts
2. On how to improve your culinary skills:
Never store meat in your beard...unless it's smoked. #WednesdaywisdomwithMrSquirrels
3. On what's actually wrong with Disney movies:
Don't ask Disney creatures to help you build anything. They spend all their time singing. #WednesdaywisdomwithMrSquirrels
4. On "The Road Not Taken":
I wonder what road Robert Frost would have taken if he used MapQuest? #takealeftontheroadlesstraveledby
5. On the general concept of time:
We got to sleep an extra hour this morning....but I woke up an hour earlier so... what just happened? Am I tired? #isitstillSunday?
6. On superheros' finances:
What do you think Superman's mortgage payments are for the Fortress of Solitude? #freewayadjacent #MondayMorningThoughts
7. On optimizing your bodily functions:
Always boil your urine twice or it leaves a funny after taste. #WednesdaywisdomwithMrSquirrels
8. On the philosophy of speed:
Turtles aren't too slow...the rest of us are just too fast. #WednesdaywisdomwithMrSquirrels
9. On working out and being healthy:
If I eat an eggmcmuffin really fast does that count as working out? I'll do two reps just in case. #ilovethegym
10. On learning to love the most underrated animal:
Skunks...good people. #WednesdaywisdomwithMrSquirrels
11. On the truth behind brain freeze:
If ice-cream ate people too fast...would it get a headache? #lotsofquestions
12. On still wanting to get that letter from Hogwarts:
Can you be wait listed at Hogwarts? #MondayMorningThoughts
13. On wanting what's best for everyone:
Does anyone know if the guy from that Operation game has ever gotten any better? #justwondering
14. On living your life to the fullest:
It's a beautiful Sunday. Tell someone you love them today...just don't freak anybody out. #lifeisshort
Thanks for the helpful advice, Will.
