1. This aspiring vice-president, who hung this sign above a urinal.
2. This candidate, who knows how to get people's attention:
3. This wannabe class historian, who understands the value of honesty:
4. This aspiring class secretary, who makes realistic promises:
5. This candidate, who knows what is most important in life:
6. This aspiring president, who is definitely not going to jerk you around:
7. This candidate, who received the highest of endorsements:
8. This young man, who is humble about his accomplishments:
9. This future leader, who knows the value of a good joke:
10. This candidate, who already had a pretty good idea as to how to world works:
11. This young man, who knows that emotional blackmail is the best motivator:
12. This youth, who knows better than to get your expectations up:
13. This proud candidate, who understands the most pressing issues facing out country now and forever:
14. And this person, who knows that "not biting" is a really important asset nowadays:
