1. He writes haikus about fapping.
2. He’s going to marry you, and it’s going to be classy as hell.
3. He’s a cheeky little French-speaker.
4. He’s concerned about his breast size.
5. He has zero shame.
7. He’s a man willing to admit his shortcomings.
8. He loves all your thoughts.
9. He is a geek of discerning tastes.
10. He has dimple-sized enthusiasm for his fangirls.
- President Obama asked Congress for $1.8 billion to fight the spread of the Zika virus across the Americas.
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