1.
He writes haikus about fapping.
2.
He's going to marry you, and it's going to be classy as hell.
3.
He's a cheeky little French-speaker.
4.
He's concerned about his breast size.
6.
He can make you ugly cry.
7.
He's a man willing to admit his shortcomings.
8.
He loves all your thoughts.
9.
He is a geek of discerning tastes.
10.
He has dimple-sized enthusiasm for his fangirls.