Buzz·Posted on Nov 21, 201418 People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Have Pizza AnymoreYOU PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE PIZZA.by Kristin ChiricoBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The fool who laughed in the face of the entire concept of pizza. 2. The fool who clearly does not even understand what pizza is: 3. The fool who thought this was an acceptable shape for anything, let alone a pizza. View this photo on Instagram 4. The fool who put scorpions on a pizza. Actual scorpions. Ryn Inaba @pixie_ryn 🎵Scorpion pizza is the pizza for you and me.🎵 06:12 PM - 27 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. The fool who thought you could just order a pizza through a Domino's Facebook Page, like they're some kind of pizza wizard, or something. 6. The fool who tried to cut up and serve this pizza, anyway. View this photo on Instagram 7. This fool who is hating on crusts FOR NO GOOD REASON. JUST EAT UK @JustEatUK I'll just have one slice of pizza please... #fail 06:28 PM - 27 Aug 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. The fool who cut this pizza, if you can even call it that. ☮✝✞Amanda❥♡ ღ @amanda6607 Fail at cutting pizza. Haha🍕😊 @lexid333 03:17 AM - 10 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. The fool who had absolutely no chill when it came to toppings. View this photo on Instagram 10. The fool who closed this pizza box without checking first. View this photo on Instagram 11. The fool who managed to burn a hole in this pizza. A damn hole. View this photo on Instagram 12. The fool who seems to think falling asleep is more important than turning off the oven. View this photo on Instagram 13. The fool who delivered this pizza, and who clearly has no respect for gravity. View this photo on Instagram 14. Whichever fool was in charge of getting this pizza through the oven. View this photo on Instagram 15. The total fool who thought that this could pass for a CHEESE pizza: View this photo on Instagram 16. The fool who does not understand that toppings are meant to be PLURAL. 17. The fool who thought he could just put a pizza in a box without one of those little white plastic three-legged pizza tables. 18. Aaaand the fool who thought this was AT ALL a clever way to cut pizza.