1. The fool who laughed in the face of the entire concept of pizza.
2. The fool who clearly does not even understand what pizza is:
3. The fool who thought this was an acceptable shape for anything, let alone a pizza.
4. The fool who put scorpions on a pizza. Actual scorpions.
🎵Scorpion pizza is the pizza for you and me.🎵
5. The fool who thought you could just order a pizza through a Domino's Facebook Page, like they're some kind of pizza wizard, or something.
6. The fool who tried to cut up and serve this pizza, anyway.
7. This fool who is hating on crusts FOR NO GOOD REASON.
I'll just have one slice of pizza please... #fail
8. The fool who cut this pizza, if you can even call it that.
Fail at cutting pizza. Haha🍕😊 @lexid333
9. The fool who had absolutely no chill when it came to toppings.
10. The fool who closed this pizza box without checking first.
11. The fool who managed to burn a hole in this pizza. A damn hole.
12. The fool who seems to think falling asleep is more important than turning off the oven.
13. The fool who delivered this pizza, and who clearly has no respect for gravity.
14. Whichever fool was in charge of getting this pizza through the oven.
15. The total fool who thought that this could pass for a CHEESE pizza:
16. The fool who does not understand that toppings are meant to be PLURAL.
17. The fool who thought he could just put a pizza in a box without one of those little white plastic three-legged pizza tables.
18. Aaaand the fool who thought this was AT ALL a clever way to cut pizza.
