If You Aren't Having A "Pie And Prejudice" Party On Pi Day You Are A Dummy

    It's like a drinking game, but with pie and Pride and Prejudice. How else are you supposed to celebrate 3/14?!

    Kristin Chirico
    by Kristin Chirico

    BuzzFeed Staff

    There is only one truly respectable way to celebrate 3/14, also known as PI DAY...

    ... And that is with the GLORIOUS CELEBRATION that is Pie and Prejudice!

    What is Pie and Prejudice, you ask? Well, it's like a drinking game, except with pie!

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    FYI: The BBC One Pride and Prejudice is currently streaming on Hulu Plus and Amazon Prime!

    And DEFINITELY make sure it's the 1995 BBC miniseries version, because it contains Lord Of The Smoulder Colin Firth.

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    I mean, you could do this with the 2005 Pride and Prejudice but seriously what is even the point.

    Once you've assembled all your supplies (plus some friends!) you just follow these simple rules:

    1. Whenever Mr. Darcy tries to express HIS ~TRUE FEELINGS~, take a nibble of pie and a sip of the bubbly stuff.

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    2. Have a bite of pie whenever Mary acts totally smug and annoying.

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    We get it, Mary, you love playing the damn piano.

    3. Any time Lady Catherine throws shade, take a sip.

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    You can also take a sip whenever Mr. Collins talks about Lady Catherine because OMG GET A ROOM ALREADY.

    4. Whenever Mr. Darcy acts like a rude a-hole for no reason, take a bite and a sip.

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    Mr. Darcy is in serious need of some pie.

    5. Whenever anyone says anything that is totally confusing, take a bite and a sip.

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    Oh for crap's sake, JUST SAY HER EYES ARE PRETTY.

    6. When Mrs. Bennett acts like a total gold digger, take a sip!

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    Mrs. Bennett is cashing. them. checks.

    7. When Mr. Darcy makes a stink face, eat some pie.

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    This is what it looks like when you are emotionally constipated.

    8. When Mr. Darcy takes off an article of clothing, take a bite of pie AND a swig of your drink!

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    UH OH, that's two bites, there!

    If you've done it right, you and your friends will end the day like this!

    Happy Pi Day!

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