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21 Things People Who Suck At Making Decisions Understand

Confession: I am the worst at making choices.

1. Any menu that is longer than one page is going to give you nightmares.

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“Fries, sweet potato fries, salad, onion rings, or fruit?” —The question you will be asked over and over again, in hell.

2. And deciding what to make for dinner is a nightly struggle.

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This goes double if you have to decide with your significant other.

3. Getting invited to two things at the exact same time can ruin your whole weekend.

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4. And you have definitely tried to half-ass two things at once just so you wouldn’t have to commit to doing one.

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And it probably went totally great.

5. Netflix = The thing that makes you waste more time deciding between 46 different options than actually watching one thing.

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6. You don’t have a closet full of clothes, you have a closet full of potential decisions that will eventually make you late.

And you can just forget knowing what to wear on a date, that is a mystery for the ages.

7. Responsible you and YOLO you regularly fight each other whenever you’re at the grocery store.

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You are the guy who stands in the cereal aisle for a good five minutes.

8. You have definitely stood at the store trying to decide what to get for so long, that you finally just quit and went home.

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Even if you went to the store SPECIFICALLY to buy something.

9. Even if you get a brilliant idea, there is a good chance that you might immediately abandon it.

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10. And you can’t make a decision without asking five other people their opinions first.

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And good luck if everyone has different advice!

11. You’ve made some… interesting choices while under pressure.

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12. You always panicked a little when it was your turn at the ice cream truck.

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13. When someone asks you to pick your favorite movie, book, or TV show, the best you can do is list your 25 favorites. Of each.

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14. You really wish that Google maps would give you one route option, instead of three.

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So you don’t have to sit in traffic thinking about the two beautiful routes that might have been.

15. You do not do well when people pressure you into making a decision quickly.

I can choose right, or I can choose quickly, but I am definitely not doing both.

16. Choosing what to read next is kind of torture.

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17. Friday night = the night when you argue with yourself for two hours about whether to go out or stay in.

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“Maybe” is your favorite Facebook reply button.

18. You honestly have no idea where to start on your to-do list.

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19. You are never really sure whether to go on that second date or not.

But if I go on another date, it will be that much harder to break up with that person later AHHHHHHHH WHAT DO I DO?

20. Even if you can make a decision… you then immediately regret it.

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YES! NO! I DON’T KNOW! MAYBE! SHUT UP!

21. Because you know that your worst decisions end very badly for you, and hilariously for everyone else.

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Stand proud, because at least that makes you the friend with the best stories.

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