For everyone who has ever forgotten someone's name immediately after meeting them:
For everyone who tried to use a handy name memory trick...
...that backfired horribly:
For everyone who has had to awkwardly describe a person in order to figure out their name:
For everyone who could remember what a name looked like, but not how it was pronounced:
For everyone who needed to quickly figure out what to call someone, and panicked:
For every person who has had to awkwardly greet someone by saying "Hey... you":
For everyone who can only remember what a name is supposed to sound like:
For everyone who has tried to disguise their crappy memory by calling everyone the same thing:
For everyone who sometimes forgets the names of family members:
For everyone who has tried to stall for time:
For everyone who wishes there was an app for figuring out people's names:
For everyone who has ever had to reask someone for their name, and then pretend like they didn't:
For everyone who has ever seriously offended someone for screwing up their name:
For everyone who is super confident that they have a name right, and then is utterly wrong:
For everyone who accepts that they are sometimes a forgetful, ridiculous person, and that they just need to roll with it:
