You’re into the Ron Swanson-type: guys that are good with their hands, and stick to their guns and mustaches. Your ideal boo is a DIY genius, and you wouldn’t be surprised if he smithed your wedding rings himself.
You want to be with the coolest guy in the room, which makes Sam Adams your dude. You want someone who is into things (like American independence) way before other people are, so you can rub in the face of all your haters once they admit to liking it too. You would pick Kanye over Jay Z any day.
Look, you’re a star, so you long for a man who is strong enough to let you be the center of attention, which means J-Adams is your dude. You also love that he has excellent taste in people (he basically discovered George Washington) and is willing to get his hands dirty without taking the credit (You didn’t think Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independance all on his own, did you?). What a gentleman.
Something about talented guys just makes you excited, and Benny F has it in spades for days. You want a guy who was so good at everything, he managed to be an international jet-setter in the 18th goddamn century, when there weren’t even any jets!
If there is once thing you like your men to have a lot of, it is swag. And John Hancock has it in spades. He isn’t afraid to throw down for what he believes in, and you love a man who can do it all in style.
The only thing better than having a stack of 10 dollar bills is having the guy who is actually on the 10. You like your men polished, professional, and effortlessly competent. Something about a dude who is much more organized than you just makes you thirsty.
Oh, yeah! You are drawn to raw power, and alpha males. Something about a guy who with born leadership skills and sensible, yet idealistic approach to government does it for you. You want the best, or nothing at all.