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Greatest Craigslist Post Ever

If this is even half true than I will never live to see anything better for the rest of my life. [Scroll down to see text of the original post which has been removed from Craig's List]

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  • I feel like the guy who keeps clicking on the “How to Confuse and Idiot” you tube fake screen. I go and there's nothing there except some words explaining how everything has been shut down.

    berry connell
    3 years ago
  • Touché indeed.

    Joey Hannukah
    3 years ago
  • Come get these blocks

    Guillo
    3 years ago
    gold-star
  • I like how he follows “to the person who wasn't courage enough” with a jab about getting a G.E.D…

    Billy
    3 years ago
  • From the cache.

    Jack Shepherd
    3 years ago
  • Coach Fortner
    3 years ago
  • hilarious and totally believable

  • I can vouch that the cajun tots at McMenamins could not be the held to blame for a aftermeal shart. The black bean quesadillas on the otherhand may have been a detertmining factor if consumed.

    Nick Bananas
    3 years ago
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    The post is too long for a screenshot, but you can do a google cache search. Don't know long that will last, so here's a copy and paste: RE: To the woman that crapped in my car… (NE Portland)
    Reply to: [deleting this on Buzzfeed repost - can't hurt]
    Date: 2009-01-28, 2:30PM PST I posted an item a week ago in hopes of finding a specific woman. I received a number of encouraging emails from people, but one person decided to respond to me rather rudely and flag it for “miscategorized.” It was posted under “men seeking women”. I am a man, seeking a woman. I really thought that was clear in the post. It is sad to see that someone feels the need to wrongly flag my post and then email me with mean phrases that looked as if they were strung together by a ten year old. So, to the person that wasn't courage enough to send me an email with their real name: 1) Go back to school. Get your G.E.D. and enjoy your life washing dishes at Denny's. 2) If you are going to send an email attacking someone, have the courage to leave your name. My name is Tad. 3) She contacted me today so go fuck yourself! To those that read this and is not the mean person: I apologize for saying “fuck” but I really do think the cowardly person should stop being mean to others OR I hope he/she is mean to the wrong person (wink wink). The original post was this: We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that. I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you. At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive. I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it “gambling”. I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better…like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat… What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract. I await your call,
    Tad P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…  * Location: NE Portland
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

    oOo
    3 years ago
    gold-star
  • removed…did you take a screenshot?

    Mike Lodge
    3 years ago
  • Did anyone save it? I tried to view it and it says it's been flagged for removal :(

    Jennifer Abraham
    3 years ago
  • Hands down best of Craigslist. Hilarious, and oddly sweet.

    plemur
    3 years ago
  • thats fantastic

    Mike Birnbaum
    3 years ago

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