‘Point Break’! Come on! *fires gun in the air and yells ARGHHHH*
‘Point Break’! Come on! *fires gun in the air and yells ARGHHHH*
I don’t know why the “a suit of armor” option made me laugh so much. But it really did. (I keep mine in the library with my duelling pistols. I sometimes make the butler wear it when he’s dredging the guesthouse moat.)
Claire Squires’ JustGiving page for the Samaritans is still open and receiving donations too.. (She died running the London Marathon in 2012, aged 30.) http://www.justgiving.com/claire-squires2 JustGiving decided to donate their fee from that campaign. With that included (and the Gift Aid) she’s raised over £1million for the Samaritans. I know her Mum still checks the page and was consulted by the Samaritans when they were deciding how to use the money.
What SHOULD other people wear? That is the question, Buzzfeed. (Please answer. SPECIFICALLY. I don’t want to have rotten fruit thrown at me in the street or have my picture taken and mocked on the internet.) (No feather head dresses, bindis, kimonos or turbans. Racist. Got that. But.. shorts? Hats? Bikinis? Make-up? IS THAT OKAY, BUZZFEED? Leggings? Sandals? I NEED TO KNOW. It’s hot out and I have to leave the house today… HELP ME.)
69 dude. (And a picture of Lane from Gilmore Girls!)
I got the bog roll and dildos questions right. I’m happy.
This quiz tried to make me choose between Buffy, My So-Called Life, Gilmore Girls and Freaks & Geeks. NOPE.
Well, I don’t drive and I’ve never been skiing. I’ve also never tried to throw a football or eat a lobster. Looks like I’m a/ doomed, or b/ not a rich American.
Kate Middleton is a home-counties-born, private-boarding-school-educated daughter of multi-millionaires. If that’s what you call a “normal person” then, yeah, SUPER NORMAL. #fucktheroyalfamily
Nice article. I’d also add St Botolph-without-Bishopsgate Gardens in the city. I walk through it every time I’m headed from Monument to Liverpool Street. There’s a path with over-hanging lights, grass, flowers, a little fountain and pond and (randomly) a tennis court. Right in the middle of the city, between Bishopsgate and Old Broad Street. There’s also a subterranean restaurant housed in a fancy little building that was originally a Victorian Turkish bath (and later a public toilet.) You can find the garden if you walk up Bishopsgate (a little way past St Ethelburgas) and cross just past Wormwood Street. There also used to be a Banksy rat stencilled low on the wall as you went in.. think it’s been removed now, though.
I fucking LOVE this movie. Seen it 4 times so far. Going to buy it and lick it as soon as it’s out on DVD. I want to live a thousand years with Tilda Swinton in Tangier surrounded by books. #lifeplan Jarmusch & Tilda forever!
90/150. I didn’t think I was a musical freak.. but apparently I am. (I blame 12 years of tap lessons.)
I admire his restraint. I would’ve picked up the baby meerkats and snuggled them any time they came within scooping distance.
75/300. I’m so out of the geek loop.
Thought maybe I’d get Loki but I got Mystique. Fine by me. If I get to look as good as Rebecca Romijn or Jennifer Lawrence when naked and painted blue I’m totally happy with that. (And I bet I could trick/out-shape-shift/easily seduce Loki anyway.)
31/100. Huh. (I still feel quite lucky, though.. most of the time.)
The ONLY YouTube pre-video ad I’ve not skipped. The finger dancing guy is my new life role-model. I’ve been trying to do some of that stuff he does since I saw it. (It’s next to impossible. I think he’s a wizard.)
Springs are made.. by MAGIC? :-O (There should be a 24hr television channel dedicated to this sort of thing. Every five minutes it would show a new thing being thinged by a thinging machine. Over and over, ad infinitum. It would be awesome. I would never leave the house again.)
80. And half of them were shit.
Ha. 69. “Very fucking metal”.
A poet. (What, was there no crazy homeless person option?)
Neal Cassady. “You’re literally the greatest muse to have ever lived. You enjoy traveling, joking, loving, and entertaining the ones you love most. You’re one of the most dynamic beats of all, and you’ll go down as one of the most interesting characters literature has ever seen. ” We are not a muse (d). (I was sure I’d be Ginsberg..)
Tell ya what, Buzzfeed, I’ll make a list of 155 books that I’ve read (none of which feature on the above list) and judge whether you are well-read. *gauntlet thrown down*
Christ.. what a tidal wave of shit.
Ugh. Come friendly bombs, etc, etc. (Except the bit about Richmond Park. It has loads of bambi deer. So yay.)
I got Scorpio. (I’m actually Capricorn… except I’m so NOT a fucking Capricorn. I’m not sensible/practical/responsible/hardworking/careerist, I hate the colours grey and brown, I’m terrible at maths. Unless a typical Capricornian trait is believing star signs are bullshit?) A Scorpio is apparently the best MATCH for a Capricorn, though. So maybe.. what the stars are really trying to tell me.. is I should go fuck myself.
Isn’t this because south east of England has the highest population so the MPs from there represent the most people? (No idea. All politicians are evil.)
This list should really only consist of 33 pictures of Zadie Smith.
You’re very playful, just like Stuart! Known as the more sincere and innocent of the minions, it’s no surprise that you both are optimists with a thirst for knowledge and adventure. (I didn’t know they had names…)
Not generally impressed by parading man bottoms, but I will admit that Thor butt is a thing of beauty. (He’s quite the marble-statue-of-classical-antiquity that fella, isn’t he?)
DAVID BOWIE. (I win at life.) We actually share a birthday (and a deep and longstanding appreciation of Iggy Pop.) I’ve always thought we’d get along famously. Give me a call sometime, Dave.
Spike. Always Spike.
Such racist bullshit at SOAS? Really? (University of London’s School of Oriental and African Studies.) I hope it was from students of other UofL schools and not fellow SOAS students… cuz if you’re going to say/do weirdly racist sh*t like that, you’re probably studying at the wrong f*cking college. (The School of Oriental and African Studies, based in the city with the highest immigrant population in the world, has one of the highest percentages of international students of any university in the world. An odd UCAS choice for racists, to say the least..)
To call Spock a “side-kick” is illogical.
Ouch. That’s pretty embarrassing. Boy should stick to Shakespeare. (Should also avoid the sun bed. You’re gingery-blonde, Tom! That tan will KILL you.) (I confess I do not understand why people on the internet squee so hard over every little thing this man does. “OMG! He speaks French!” (Yeah, BADLY. Something every British 12-year-old can do.) “OMG! He sings!” (Yeah, again, BADLY. In a shitty cartoon movie. And looks like he’s straining a massive turd while he’s doing it.) “OMG! He dances!” (Yeah, like a dork.) “OMG! He’s so polite/well-spoken!” (He’s rich and English and people are watching/listening.) “OMG! He likes/performs Shakespeare!” (He went to RADA. It’s mandatory.) Blah, blah. He’s ok. Calm down, internet. (I hope you never discover Mark Rylance…)
The NHS and the BBC will both be privatised before this “government” is done.
Thought I’d get Germany or Japan or somewhere Scandinavian but apparently I’m too lazy and disorganised.. I got Portugal.
Christopher? Really? How did THAT happen? Did I pick the wrong ice cream flavour? I HATED him. My favourite part of practically the whole series was when Luke punched him in the face. (Second favourite? When Christopher left and didn’t come back. Again. That was awesome. The only thing better than Christopher leaving Stars Hollow would have been Christopher never arriving in Stars Hollow.) Give me Luke or Jess. Spoiled preppy dicks (Christopher and Logan) can f*ck off. (Dean can also f*ck off.) Zach! Was Zach an option?? What about Gil? Or Michel?
She CHOSE to wear that? I wonder why? I mean she must’ve known what it would look like and what people would say…