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Let's turn this into THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!

What Should You Treat Yo Self To Today?

Just wait till your boss and then sprint out the door for $5 whiskey gingers. TREAT YO SELF!

Leave work early for happy hour!

Buy out the whole store if you can so that cop is totally fucked when he comes in later.

A deliciously disgusting box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts.

EXCUSE ME YOU NEED REMOVE THIS LAYER OF DISEASE IMMEDIATELY ALSO MAKE MY FACE SMOOTH LIKE A BABY.

A fancy facial at that expensive spa that looks like Olivia Pope would go there.

At least 3 cupcakes, or 1 cake of equal weight.

A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON TO BURN THE HERETICS WHO WOULD DARE SPEAK SPOILERS IN YOUR PRESENCE

Leave your phone unlocked on the coffee table one more time, I dare you.

Filet mignon ordered from your roommate's Seamless account.

I hate you American Apparel but not nearly as much as I hate jean shopping.

A disgustingly expensive pair of tights and thigh socks from American Apparel so you can just wear dresses and pretend it's summer a little while longer.

\*puts on talon ring\*   
WHO DARES CATCALL ME NOW  
\*misandry flag billows behind me\*

Expensive as fuck jewelry that doubles as weaponry.

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A new outfit in pursuit of the perfect selfie. 

Spend a vacation day just lounging around at home watching Netflix, getting high, and most importantly NOT talking to your boss.

MENTAL HEALTH DAY TOMORROW!!!

Get on that Three Buck Chuck grind and, a bonus, you'll hopefully never have to see a child the Trader Joe's Wine Shop.

Literally all the bottles of wine you can carry.

Go couch surf in your college roommates' apartment even if they live somewhere terrible. Distance from work and time to plot your revenge is key.

A weekend trip to literally anywhere.

Worth the extra money for just the fact that it comes back FOLDED.

Drop off your laundry from now till the end of time.

On the moon. In space. Where mice cannot live.

ANOTHER FUCKING APARTMENT!!!

An outfit that says dry clean only.

Funny how books are so interesting when I care about what's in them.

A ton of new books at your favorite bookstore.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO EAT SOME PIZZA RIGHT NOW

A WHOLE PIZZA PIE!!!

Seriously, give your cat away and get a dog who will pee everywhere your cat peed, BUT will be nice to you and show you affection.

A dog.

Cats poop in boxes. But they're also kinda mean and hate all beings, so this one is at your own risk.

A cat.

TICKETS TO RUN THE WORLD.

Leave the gym immediately, this is a sign you never should have come in the first place. Go see something starring Chris Evans taking his clothes off.

Take yourself out to a movie.

Seriously your mom loves you. You love your mom. Get it together.

OMG no, you don't get a treat, call your Mom and apologize her happiness is your reward.

It's an investment in your future, especially any part of your future that requires you to fly on airplanes in close quarters for children.

Noise canceling headphones.

An Amazon Prime account.

YOU CAN ALWAYS EXPLORE THE FINAL FRONTIER.

Every. Single. Episode. Of. Star. Trek. Ever. Made.

Chris Evans will never be your boyfriend, but that is not an obstacle if you wanna look at his butt. What's Your Number is god's work.

What's Your Number on blu-ray.

A new bae.

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