1. Tumblr user pizzaforpresident joked about renaming the USA ‘South Canada’.
And some very important points were made about what to do with Alaska.
2. Which meant of course, a new hemispheric map had to be drawn up.
3. And then amended because how could you forget South America?
4. But really why stop at a hemisphere when you can redraw the world?
“Down Under Canada”.
5. WHY STOP AT THE WORLD WHEN YOU CAN REDRAW THE SOLAR SYSTEM?
6. Basically, listen up peasants - Canada is coming for you.
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