2. Don’t get frustrated, every dick is bound to have its day.
7. Penises and dogs are the same thing. Dog penises cancel each other out.
10. In case your forget how to do the hand jobbies, sing this song.
11. Make a pros and cons list before exploring new territory.
14. Don’t forget that some people don’t like dicks — try a heartfelt vagina instead.
15. The hardest questions usually have the most fruitful answers.
18. Don’t let an advice column tell you how to have sex.
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