I mean look at this prankster, how could you not want to hang out him?
Horses are literally up for anything, who else would chase down a train with you?
Or jump off a cliff with you?
And love to dance like no one's watching.
They're not afraid to tell you to get your shit together.
And give you the push you need.
But they will totally judge anyone who is judging you.
I mean look at this bitch please face.
Could you ask for anything better?
No seriously, they won't stand anyone talking shit about you.
Horses will cut a bitch. In the name of friendship.
And help you stomp on all the haters.
Horses will be your biggest cheerleader.
And always know when you need a hug.
They're always happy to lend a sympathetic ear.
But best of all, horses will literally carry you when you feel like you can't go on.
So who's your new best friend? This guy obviously.
