30. The Basic Bilbo
29. The "I'll Fucking Show You Some Fucking Hobbit Hands"
28. The Pocket Square
27. The Sting
26. The Fíli Kíli
25. The Advanced Fíli Kíli
24. The Expert Fíli Kíli
23. The Kíli Fíli
22. The "How Many More Fucking Dwarves Are There?"
21. The Stereotypical Teacup
20. The "I'm On A Box Bitch"
19. The Reverse Hobbit
18. The Peter Jackson
17. The Gratuitous Cankle
16. The Second Breakfast
15. The Escape From Elf With An Elk
14. The "I Know That Stephen Colbert Fucker Is Around Here Somewhere"
13. The "I Found That Stephen Colbert Fucker"
12. The Death To All Spider Secretions
11. The Soon Motherfucker
10. The Not Spock
9. The Betwixt That Guy Setting Up Two Ferns
8. The Perfect Beard Height
7. The "I See Into Your Garbage Soul"
6. The Rise of the Balrog
5. The Disney Channel Freeze Frame
4. The Bobbing For Martin
3. The Boy Band
2. The Come Hither
1. The Infinity Gauntlet
