9 Things Your Clothing Tags Are Dying To Tell You

Serious observations follow.

1.

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I just know my ex-boyfriend owns this shirt.

2.

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Do not feed after midnight. You will Hulk the fuck out.

3.

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The smaller you are my dear, the more bodies I can pack in next to you in the basement.

4.

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Can anyone tell us what year this picture is from? My money's on the Bush years. Mostly because it's a shirt sold in France.

5.

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We'll forgive only if you show us those adorable test pictures.

6.

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Healthy, yes, but also syrupy and disgusting.

7.

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Pretty sure this is the Terry Richardson of clothing tags.

8.

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Ew. This tag we'd have no regrets about mercilessly cutting out.

9.

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Also: keep away from fire especially when wearing. The more you know.