8. Being too excited to actually open your letter.
10. Getting into fights with your friends.
11. Perfecting bitch face.
15. Learning how to make murder magical.
16. Trying (and failing) to make talking hats werq.
17. Losing yourself in a good *book.
*or chamber, preferably filled with secrets
18. Protesting pink skirt suits.
20. Putting pure-bloods in their place.
23. SPEWing socks.
25. Learning to live that #bodypositive life.
26. Learning how quickly your soul can leave your body.
27. Throwing up in front of the whole school.
28. Out stepping Step Up.
29. Caricatures of caricatures of caricatures.
32. Crushing pieces of That Bitch Who Must Not Be Named’s soul.
33. Partying hard.
- The final four remaining Oregon wildlife refuge occupiers have surrendered to the FBI, ending a 40-day protest.
- Southern California Gas said the massive natural gas leak that forced thousands of residents from their homes is now under control.
- Time for Democratic presidential debate number six: Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders will face each other in Wisconsin tonight 🇺🇸