1. Taking your pet owl for a romantic winter stroll.
Until that bitch got uppity and unappreciative and tried to fly away.
3. Trying not to see dicks in Divination.
IDK, it’s like a real nice doge or something? Definitely not a dick. 1,000% not a dick.
8. Being too excited to actually open your letter.
9. Realizing Hogwarts runs through your veins.
10. Getting into fights with your friends.
11. Perfecting bitch face.
15. Learning how to make murder magical.
16. Trying (and failing) to make talking hats werq.
17. Losing yourself in a good *book.
*or chamber, preferably filled with secrets
18. Protesting pink skirt suits.
20. Putting pure-bloods in their place.
23. SPEWing socks.
24. Realizing that cats are smarter than you.
25. Learning to live that #bodypositive life.
26. Learning how quickly your soul can leave your body.
27. Throwing up in front of the whole school.
28. Out stepping Step Up.
29. Caricatures of caricatures of caricatures.
30. Rebelling with a cause.
31. Struggling to find a place to take a bath with your egg in peace.
32. Crushing pieces of That Bitch Who Must Not Be Named’s soul.
33. Partying hard.
- Turkey's military released an audio recording of what it says were warnings to the Russian warplane before it was downed near Syria's border. ›
- Protesters marched in Chicago for the second night in a row after the release of a video showing the police shooting of black teen Laquan McDonald. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›