1.
i just woke up ;)
2.
Finding a sweater you forgot about and it doesn’t smell bad so looks like you got your outfit figured out, bro ;)
3.
Look it's a @chillsitch IRL
4.
the bees that don’t sting
5.
you can put the pinot in the creek to keep it cold
6.
nah my phone remembers the McDonald's wifi ;)
7.
sunset: better than a laser show? you know it ;)
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the blonde lifeguard can braid hair so good yeah, he did mine ;)
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auto-renewal for my margarita subscription por favor
10.
swim at your own risk of having a great time with friends ;)
11.
bill gates drinking too much jager and just letting loose and telling everyone in the sweat lodge whats really up with computers
12.
more like vape cod ;)
13.
torrent said 8hrs, but hey guess what. it only took 2 ;)
14.
Joni Mitchell a cappella group on the roof. crescent moon. open auditions. cc @chillsitch
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mom look these drums are on sale
16.
this plane is showing two movies. a league of their own and the american landscape right out your window now that’s a double feature ;)
17.
ummm. yeah. we packed the kites
18.
iced coffee camelback
19.
you can put little umbrellas in any kind of drink you want. there are no rules about that
20.
turns out your gyno went to bard too
21.
sure, you can charge your phone behind the bar. and yeah I’ve got one for a 4s
22.
do you wish you could eat crunchy fall leaves? give chips and lettuce a try ;)
23.
no dogs not allowed
