13 Places Children Should Never Be

Bad parents or worst parents?

1. The Floor of Gas Station Convenience Store

Hello child services?

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2. In a Bar

These children’s parents have ruined it for everyone.

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3. Strip Clubs

Especially on stage.

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4. In a Hot Car

The return line at Kohl’s will never be just five minutes. Take them with you.

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5. This Close to a Bear

Person who is taking the photograph: PLEASE BE MORE CONCERNED.

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6. Under Your Ass


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7. At an Insane Clown Posse Concert

Go ahead and crack that soft, soft dome ninja.

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8. In the Bathroom While You’re Hooking Up With That Gross Dude

Please excuse me while I throw up in my mouth.

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9. At a Drug Deal

If your dealer offers to smoke you up as long as you’re cool with sharing with their baby…it’s time to get a new dealer.

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10. In the Overhead Luggage Compartment on an Airplane

Are you fucking serious?

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11. In a Kennel

Buy. A. Crib.

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12. In the Middle of Covered Pool

There’s a reason kids aren’t allowed to make their own decisions.

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13. A Fleshlight Promotional Event


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