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13 Places Children Should Never Be

Bad parents or worst parents?

1. The Floor of Gas Station Convenience Store

Hello child services?

2. In a Bar

These children’s parents have ruined it for everyone.

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3. Strip Clubs

Especially on stage.

4. In a Hot Car

The return line at Kohl’s will never be just five minutes. Take them with you.

5. This Close to a Bear

Person who is taking the photograph: PLEASE BE MORE CONCERNED.

7. At an Insane Clown Posse Concert

Go ahead and crack that soft, soft dome ninja.

8. In the Bathroom While You’re Hooking Up With That Gross Dude

Please excuse me while I throw up in my mouth.

9. At a Drug Deal

If your dealer offers to smoke you up as long as you’re cool with sharing with their baby…it’s time to get a new dealer.

10. In the Overhead Luggage Compartment on an Airplane

Are you fucking serious?

11. In a Kennel

Buy. A. Crib.

12. In the Middle of Covered Pool

There’s a reason kids aren’t allowed to make their own decisions.

13. A Fleshlight Promotional Event

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