1. When someone says, "Let's grab a drink." You say, "OK, tea?"
2. Partying? How about staying in?
3. Your definition of an exciting weekend is reruns on your sofa.
4. You stop everything for Antiques Roadshow.
5. You relate more to Golden Girls than to Gossip Girl.
Blanche Devereaux can do a better bitch face than Blair Waldorf and you know it.