Buzz·Posted on Nov 11, 201317 People Who Will Never Be RoyalsLorde knows we aren't the only ones.by Kevin TangBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Press play and scroll. This one is for you. Lorde is not the only one who knows the pain of not being royal. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 1. Thomas Jefferson knew too. 2. These other cards will also never be royals. 3. Littlefinger from Game of Thrones tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end he'll never be a royal. 4. Jorah will never be a royal :( Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. This alien gave up at birth. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. These infomercial people will never be royals. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. These people from The Princess Diaries. 8. These bootleg Pokémons are under no threat whatsoever of becoming royals. 9. Neither is bootleg Shrek. 10. Iceberg lettuce. This old ball of iceberg lettuce will never be a royal. 11. Robinson Cano will never be Kansas City Royal. View this video on YouTube 12. This cat with obscene stockings. 13. Every pronoun other than the royal "we." 14. Mickey & Co. 15. This uncouth Hot Pocket will never be a royal. 16. Unacceptable. Get out of here. 17. This burger. Prince, though. Prince will be a royal. Only Prince will ever be a royal. Life's not fair.