1. Getting there ON TIME:
2. Eternally waiting:
3. Trying not to make eye contact so you don't have to say grace:
4. Oscar winning performances:
5. Staying out of sight:
6. Being told to "talk":
7. That one cousin:
8. And those other cousins:
9. Seeing this pot and knowing it's almost time:
10. GLORY:
11. Unless you're stuck at the kids table:
12. Keeping your eyes on the prize:
13. Mom overstepping boundaries:
14. Your personal Oceans 11:
15. That one cousin:
16. Coming up with a plan:
17. Trying to hide exactly what you're throwing away:
18. Being comatose:
19. THE HORROR:
20. Waiting an eternity, again:
21. The realization:
22. And, finally, opening up the fridge and finding this the next day:
