10 Urban Dictionary Definitions You Need To Know

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“The fart lapse on Jack’s ‘silent but deadly’ was a full 8 seconds.”

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“Courtney sleeps on her stomach to avoid getting armpitties.”

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“Jim was postboned for his job interview by a quickie with Jennie.”

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“Jim listed ‘fapidextrous’ on his resume under special skills.”

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“Jim didn’t get the job, so he’s just ducky.”

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Roxy gets an ear boner every time I jiggle my bag of treats.

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“Jennie dropped a bunch of ratchet-ass chicks in her last round of friendscaping.”

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“Annie is antistalking her ex until he dies.”

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“Tom and Sue have been married so long, they only have ABC sex.”

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“I literally cannot believe how many people misuse ‘literally.’”

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