Douche…

Her “smile” in the courtroom look more smug than anything. Like she’s thinking “Oh yeah I got this. I’ll be out of here and snorting coke by dinnertime.”. What a train wreck.

Support the victims of bosseyedness. We’re looking at you.

Let this be a lesson to the 1000th fan. Don’t “like” them on Sunday morning when you’re in bed wearing your pajamas.

That guy may have warranted a 9 person entourage in the 90’s. Now I’d be surprised if 4 out of 10 people even knew who he was. Get over yourself BB.

It made me strangely happy that I only knew 2 of the people in the WTF section.

I don’t care much for JC Penney but I’ll shop there more now just on principal alone.

I’m sure the Patriots have their own “Superbowl Champions!” version of their web site waiting too. The only difference is their webmaster is laughing right now.

Kristen Wiig is the best thing on SNL. Also the bitching about Del Rey is getting old. Don’t like her? Don’t listen to her.