Douche…

Her “smile” in the courtroom look more smug than anything. Like she’s thinking “Oh yeah I got this. I’ll be out of here and snorting coke by dinnertime.”. What a train wreck.

Support the victims of bosseyedness. We’re looking at you.

Let this be a lesson to the 1000th fan. Don’t “like” them on Sunday morning when you’re in bed wearing your pajamas.

That guy may have warranted a 9 person entourage in the 90’s. Now I’d be surprised if 4 out of 10 people even knew who he was. Get over yourself BB.

It made me strangely happy that I only knew 2 of the people in the WTF section.

I don’t care much for JC Penney but I’ll shop there more now just on principal alone.

I’m sure the Patriots have their own “Superbowl Champions!” version of their web site waiting too. The only difference is their webmaster is laughing right now.

Kristen Wiig is the best thing on SNL. Also the bitching about Del Rey is getting old. Don’t like her? Don’t listen to her.

This clip proves two things. 1: Steve Merchant is funnier than Ricky Gervais. 2: Kate Beckinsale is the most beautiful woman in cinema today.

Gir! It’s a Gir hat! :)

Please God tell me this is real…please oh please oh please…

Oh and don’t even tell me I was the only one who watched that whole mess waiting for a boob shot…

I guess that’s one way to clean out the cupboards…

And you’ve been an obnoxious douche…since way before yesterday.

Hate will get you every time…

Teardrop off Mezzanine by Massive Attack

Conversation with agent: “I need to make a comeback. What artist is hot right now that I can copy? Lady Gaga! Find me some youngish unemployed backup dancers! Oh and I’m going to need a microphone and stand in random outdoor locations.”

That kiss was a little bit more convincing than the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley kiss. A little bit.