1 Dr. Quinn medicine woman and the rest look like they borrowed something from a friend that was meant to look like shit. I’m drunk but…
Oh people got pissed at you for this one. Everybody loved the movie because Robin Williams was in it. Our parents loved it because it shut the fuck up many times over again and they didn’t find a problem with it. It is kinda fucked up all that shit that the dad does in the movie. But that’s why they hired Robin Williams to play the dad because Robin Williams makes it okay to do all that shit. Mr Lundy creeped me out the whole time.
Chick and the magic dick, playing hockey with the coffee shit! Holy fucking shit that’s HILARIOUS. That dick was about to pick the coffee up and smell IT. Rolling shoulders back with the heebie JEEBIES. Excuse me ma’am but you’re not allowed to pick up the coffee with that! Holy shit balls.
OMG this is to much or a sign? You guys have my cat as your maskot. If someone asks ill post the picture…..wtf…
The cheek piercings show dedication.
GREAT day to accomplish saying fuck a big puppet 3x I didn’t mean to post the second time.
I’d just use my vibrating toothbrush instead of playing fuck the big puppet.
If it were there middle of the night, and I was that desperate AND my vibrating usual device did not exist, Id say to myself, “Fuck it, ” and get the vibrating toothbrush. Its beats the shit out playing, fuck a big puppet with that thing.
“Double Fucking NEWSFLASH!” Is pretty amazing.
Back to re-install the ETSY app…shit!
I never wanted to be Mexican American so much in my life. I didn’t want to be a white girl! I used to do my, “in front of the mirror 6 song performance,” to Selena. Out of repetition and not learning, I memorized the Spanish songs on the Selena soundtrack. My friends would begggg me to do the performance. I added some comedic sprinkle to make it seem like I was kidding and they lost their shit laughing. One of of my friends was Mexican, gorgeous and the Selena movie made me jealous of her. Of course she suddenly started speaking the three spanish words she knew and changed her name from Jenny to Ganesa. Selena was a bad bitch and talented. Selena talent doesn’t exist anymore see: Selena Gomez. I am not hating just appreciating.
LACEY had amazing tits and even in the overalls at the beach scene you could see that there was definitely some badass shit going down there. I’m not a lesbian but I do appreciate a big pair of boobs because I like when boobs are unique in a good way. Plus I think her boobs were still natural. I’m not sure if she has currently starved herself down to nothing titties like a lot of the celebrities do. I also don’t know if from that movie too now she gotten fake boobs? But in this movie they looked real! So more power to skinny bitches with big titties!
calm down panda bear. The only thing wildly offensive is your desperate need for an obvious check up. Make sure you show the doctor this.
Look, he had an adderall moment. Atleast he used it for something positive!
I hated field day.
I tried to be a feminist but they didn’t want me. I guess my bedazzled hot pink planned parenthood shirt, Jean skirt, and my mini beers pissed them off at the rally. I kept having to nicely ask people to go to hell b4 my uber car came. It pulled up right where those haters could applaud my departure.
My friends and I would always fight over who got to be Stacey, the diabetic babysitter. Stacy was the hottest one with the long blonde frizzy hair. That bitch got to have juice and snacks while still being skinnier than all those other bitches. I always got stuck being Kristi because I used to play softball.
Ewwww honey leave the burlap for the Brady’s.
I would feel old except I have a shitload of Botox in my face.
Does anybody know why I watched or had the motivation to watch that sister act shit over and over and over and over? I didn’t get it myself but every time that movie came on TV I was like warp zone glued to the TV? I’m not even saying its a good or bad movie/s. that’s another thing its weird about it I had sister act 1 and two in VHS so why would I stop everything to watch it when it came on tv?
She is with the guy who is always looking like that guy who does this photo opp
She has to whore out her, “smokin tokin that shit,” Snoop Dogg song. Now she is officially, in need of makeup miley - the stoned as fuck version. Toke up bitch!
After his performance in the train episode/episodes, It will take a bit more than the usual for me to hate him.
Can I worship Barbie freely now?
These lovely individuals remind me of, the Rush Babes Facebook page.
would rather eat glass
#9 that episode was wow can’t say anything…
its called, ‘I don’t give a fuck-idis,’ when you’re too fucked up to know if you really give a fuck or not.
is he funny and I’m just missing it? I have definitely missed out on things and later realized them. I don’t even hate him, and I don’t know I just don’t care. maybe because that whole accent turns me off in the sack? hmmmm does he fucking matter to me…???
drunk as fuck.
me and my friends would go to this church that hosted Friday nights for pre teens to engage in food music and fun. Well our version of fun was dancing like whores and during the slow songs or couple dancing (where the guy just put his hand on your ass; 1 of the hands or a sneaky back pocket ass grab). I think those Friday night events were one of the many events I threatened my father with suicide if I could not attend. “Dad ill kill myself if i cant do the train dance on friday!” sadly this is true and for those were just offended…choo choo???
I remember everyone always telling the story about how my dumbass told the dare advisor that my mom’s doing drugs and when asked what the drugs were I said Mar blows.
fredericks of hollywood. That’s it and your welcome.
was there and remember nothing. Remember the orange Enrique pants on replay when i got home.
what the fuck did I do with that thing?
BuzzFeed you know we need more for Dawson’s Creek
I love how people my age are still being recognized as bad bitches and nobody has yet to Top them love it
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