We've only explored 5% of the ocean, and the other 95% is mostly terrifying, huge, mysterious squids.
LOOK AT THIS THING.
WHO NEEDS THAT MANY ARMS?
The giant squid and colossal squid have the largest eyes in the Animal Kingdom, measuring in at around 10 inches in diameter.
That's roughly as large as a beach ball.
Some species of squids have parrot-like beaks that are razor-sharp and can bite through bone.
The giant squid's only known predator is the sperm whale (i.e. MOBY DICK).
And they are crafty. A giant squid hadn't been caught on video in its natural habitat until 2012.
They're too busy BEING REALLY SKETCHY.
If that giant squid on film had its tentacles fully extended, it would be as tall as a two-story house.
BUT THE COLOSSAL SQUID MIGHT BE EVEN BIGGER.
And its tentacles are covered in swiveling hooks.
Some kinds of squid can regenerate their tentacles over time.
And they must want revenge, BECAUSE WE EAT THEM.
And they're getting it. A South Korean woman's cooked squid dinner tried to impregnate her mouth in 2012.
We have trivialized their power.
And mocked them.
And now, the time draws nigh.
There's only one question left:
