1.
You shouldn't have to explain your own joke, Dad.
2.
Seriously, Dad? Pill-O's?
3.
Enough with the fishing puns, Dad.
5.
Dad, stop, that makes literally zero sense.
6.
That isn't funny, you're the one who taught me how to ride a bike, Dad.
8.
You're so embarrassing, Dad.
9.
That doesn't make A LICK of sense! See? THAT was a joke, DAD.
10.
I can't even. I can't even with you, Dad.
12.
I really don't know how you're finding time to write these, Dad.
13.
Is it after work? Do you have a second job we don't know about?
14.
If you have a second job you should really tell us.
20.
I KNOW IT'S YOU IN THERE.
21.
STOP PRETENDING TO BE A POPSICLE, DAD.