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<b>Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex?</b>

Would you rather give up cheese or oral sex?

15 Of The Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions You'll Ever Be Asked

Submitted by Duncan Tim Duncan Kirk (Facebook).

There's actually no right answer for this "Would You Rather" question, but if we're being honest... how could you sacrifice the big, beautiful cheddar?

Working on that night cheese.

Would you rather:

Submitted by [Isabellac5](http://www.buzzfeed.com/isabellac5).

Germs are germs, and beastiality is beastiality. Enough said.

You need to kick it and lick some buttery toes.

Let's be real: A popcorn kernel stuck in your throat is one of the most torturous things to ever happen.

Because cheesy fingers are the best fingers.

Though you may not use eye drops as often, it still isn't worth the burning pain.

Sacrifice the tushy.

Submitted by [Fcm3173](http://www.buzzfeed.com/fcm3173).

Hanging with a movie star totally beats not having access to the internet. Just give the Cage a chance.

Nic Cage all the way.

Submitted by Kathleen Carpenter (Facebook).

Just imagine the pain of squeezing out a brick... if Ron Weasley can puke slugs, SO CAN YOU.

Get a bucket for ALL the slugs.

Submitted by [Shawngaard](http://www.buzzfeed.com/shawngaard).

Living with the white makeup and red nose is just too much for daily life.

Whip out the big clown shoes and suspenders.

Because it's just impossible having fingers as long as your legs. Try typing on a keyboard with those Pippi Longstockings.

You totally want legs as long as your fingers.

Submitted by [Laurak89](http://www.buzzfeed.com/laurak89).

Doggy paddling your way from point A to point B is always the better alternative. No, Chad Kroeger. Just no.

♫ Look at this photo — NOPE. ♫

Because having pubic hair for teeth is like having no teeth at all... only you'll always have loose hairs stuck in your mouth. Eeeek.

Teeth down under.

It's easier to have one awful poop experience than have to actually live on the toilet. Oy.

Nom nom bowl of poop.

Submitted by [Pantherkatz](http://www.buzzfeed.com/pantherkatz).

Don't let a glass shard ANYWHERE near your downstairs region. It'd be straight up painful, and you'd probably faint. Plus, you won't cry as often as you pee.

Cry me a glass shard.

Submitted by [Dulcedo14](http://www.buzzfeed.com/dulcedo14).

A huge, chunky booger hanging on your face is just embarrassing. You can easily get makeup and cover that hairy mole.

Moley moley moley.

Sneezed on the beat and the sex got twisted.

Submitted by Katie Ann Twiggs (Facebook).

\*Projectile vomits for the rest of eternity\*

Good god.

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15 Of The Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions You'll Ever Be Asked

We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to come up with the hardest "Would You Rather" questions. Here are the amazing results.

15 Of The Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions You'll Ever Be Asked

We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to come up with the hardest "Would You Rather" questions. Here are the amazing results.

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