1. Usually when summer rolls around, the best spot to hang out and have fun is the beach.
2. What could be bad about lounging in the sand, under the sun?
3. A lot, actually, ‘cause going to the beach is pretty dang awful.
4. Maybe you got stung by a jellyfish, and your friend had to pee on you to simmer the pain…
5. Or maybe a wave of used feminine products splashed you…
6. Or your bathing suit fell off in the ocean, and you had to walk by everyone to get back to your beach towel.
Ugh, so embarrassing.
7. Basically, there’s no worse place you can go in the summertime.
- Uber has suspended its low-cost UberPOP service in France following protests last week.