We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the funniest reason why they've cried while drunk. Here are the brilliant results.
1. Convincing yourself that the garbage man steals the trash:
2. Being made into a Sim:
3. A cat astronaut t-shirt:
4. Not knowing where ducks live when it gets cold outside:
5. Dancing to "Low" by Flo Rida at the wrong time:
6. Elephant pee:
7. Realizing fries and tater tots are in the same family:
8. Gucci Mane getting arrested:
9. A slow-moving snail:
10. NSYNC breaking up:
11. Not living in a cupboard under the stairs:
12. A heart-shaped chicken nugget:
13. Global warming:
14. Not dating young Harrison Ford:
15. Blinking loudly:
16. The fact that you can't sleep with your pet fish:
17. No more new '80s songs:
18. Not hanging out with a cat for a long period of time:
19. A manual sink:
20. Expired chicken:
21. Your Rockette dreams being crushed because you're too short:
22. Not meeting Minnie Mouse:
23. The danger of jaywalking:
24. Stolen nachos:
25. Believing Taylor Swift gave you a personal performance:
26. And unable to open a pizza box:
Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.