The 33 Most Swedeny Things That Ever Happened In Sweden

Shmergen shmörgen shpergen! Yah?

1. The subway ran local to this stop:

ID: 1281299

2. Balloons were absolutely forbidden from this train station:

ID: 1281260

3. The intricate legal system was explained:

ID: 1281283

4. Cool Ranch Doritos were given a more appropriate name:

ID: 1281308

5. Taking out the trash was the most dangerous task one could perform:

ID: 1281294

6. A highly dangerous prison break occurred:

ID: 1281310

7. Every child loved their meatballs and would stack them in piles with glee:

ID: 1290989

8. The Swedish bikini team was revealed to be a LIE and life was horrible.

Old Milwaukee beer ads, how could you have lied to us like this? We trusted you!

ID: 1291136

9. A better version of Manhattan existed:

ID: 1281484

10. Everyone saw these road signs and didn’t laugh:

ID: 1282762

11. This tragedy occurred:

ID: 1286052

12. Delicious food was eaten:

ID: 1283078

13. And everything was served in a weird tube:

ID: 1283092

14. H&M gave a very sensible warning on its clothing:

ID: 1287992

15. Totally normal pet care products were sold:

ID: 1283083

16. And no one snickered at the cat food names:

ID: 1283512

17. The most truly Swedish vodka was consumed:

ID: 1285584

18. Swedish Fish were just called:

ID: 1283107

19. Tons and tons of salty black licorice was consumed voluntarily and without gagging:

ID: 1283590

20. Batman was called Läderlappen and that was just fine with everyone:

ID: 1283241

21. Seriously, what did we say about the balloon?! NO GODDAMN BALLOONS!

ID: 1283159

22. An entire museum dedicated to national heroes, ABBA, was opened:

ID: 1283296

23. A police officer went above and beyond to make sure parking ticket justice was served:

ID: 1283438

24. The king unleashed a sonic assault on the woman sitting in front of him:

ID: 1291693

25. The playground was full of only dads:

ID: 1285654

26. Everyone shopped for cool clubwear at this store:

ID: 1283490

27. Everyone listened to the Metal-Aid supergroup charity song:

Seriously. The song is called “Give a Helping Hand” and it’s amazing.

ID: 1285145

28. This guy won the hearts of all Swedes when he was voted runner up in the Melodifestivalen:

His name is Yohio, and he’s perfect in every way.

ID: 1285931

29. This happened:

ID: 1285640

30. Moose exhibited the progressive sexual values of their home country:

ID: 1285912

31. And this moose was too drunk to drive home:

ID: 1281691

32. This happened all day, every day:

ID: 1283498

33. And all were forced to DEAL WITH IT when the king was caught smoking:

ID: 1285764

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