1.
The subway ran local to this stop:
2.
Balloons were absolutely forbidden from this train station:
3.
The intricate legal system was explained:
4.
Cool Ranch Doritos were given a more appropriate name:
5.
Taking out the trash was the most dangerous task one could perform:
6.
A highly dangerous prison break occurred:
7.
Every child loved their meatballs and would stack them in piles with glee:
8.
The Swedish bikini team was revealed to be a LIE and life was horrible.
9.
A better version of Manhattan existed:
10.
Everyone saw these road signs and didn't laugh:
11.
This tragedy occurred:
12.
Delicious food was eaten:
13.
And everything was served in a weird tube:
14.
H&M gave a very sensible warning on its clothing:
15.
Totally normal pet care products were sold:
16.
And no one snickered at the cat food names:
17.
The most truly Swedish vodka was consumed:
18.
Swedish Fish were just called:
19.
Tons and tons of salty black licorice was consumed voluntarily and without gagging:
20.
Batman was called Läderlappen and that was just fine with everyone:
21.
Seriously, what did we say about the balloon?! NO GODDAMN BALLOONS!
22.
An entire museum dedicated to national heroes, ABBA, was opened:
23.
A police officer went above and beyond to make sure parking ticket justice was served:
24.
The king unleashed a sonic assault on the woman sitting in front of him:
25.
The playground was full of only dads:
26.
Everyone shopped for cool clubwear at this store:
27.
Everyone listened to the Metal-Aid supergroup charity song:
28.
This guy won the hearts of all Swedes when he was voted runner up in the Melodifestivalen:
30.
Moose exhibited the progressive sexual values of their home country:
31.
And this moose was too drunk to drive home:
32.
This happened all day, every day:
33.
And all were forced to DEAL WITH IT when the king was caught smoking:
