Not Everyone Is Happy Ashton Is Playing Steve Jobs

Ashton Kutcher is playing Steve Jobs in a biopic that films this summer.

On the bright side, maybe Ashton will contract pancreatic cancer too.

— Phillip Uraness (@DrFingerblaster) April 2, 2012

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The upside of Ashton Kutcher playing Jobs is we get to watch him grow old and die of prostate cancer.

— Ken Schafer (@kenschafer) April 2, 2012

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So can Ashton Kutcher die of the same cancer that Steve Jobs died from. #AOTS

— Joseph Molina (@jmolina0601) April 2, 2012

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Ashton Kutcher will play a young Steve Jobs. Hopefully he fully embraces the role by getting Cancer.

— FkCoolers (@FkCoolers) April 2, 2012

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I love that Ashton Kutcher is going to play Steve Jobs in a movie. Only way he should be like Jobs is dying painfully of cancer.

— IHM (@GospelOfIHM) April 2, 2012

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The best part about Ashton Kutcher playing Steve Jobs will be that he dies too, right?

— The Blowout (@theblowout) April 2, 2012

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If Steve Jobs knew Ashton Kutcher would one day play him in a movie, he would've never died... ever.

— Charlie Bonomo (@CharlieBonomo) April 2, 2012

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Ashton Kutcher is going to play Steve Jobs in a movie, which is pretty cool because we’ll get to see him die.

— Weekday Update (@Weekday_update) April 2, 2012

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Whatever it takes to watch him die. RT @screenrant: Ashton Kutcher to Play Apple's Steve Jobs in 'Jobs' Biopic screenrant.com/a6U

— Marc (@mleif) April 2, 2012

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Ashton Kutcher portraying Steve Jobs is just him teasing me with the idea of his death. #whyareyoufamous #goaway

— Tyler Kellner (@tylerkellner) April 2, 2012

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Ashton Kutcher is playing Steve Jobs in an upcoming film. If they want it to be successful, the whole movie should be the death scene.

— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) April 2, 2012

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Ashton Kutcher is playing Steve Jobs in a bipic. Sadly most audience members already can't wait for the death scene. #terriblecasting

— Dan Moran (@DanJMoran) April 1, 2012

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