Hello, My Future Wife
Thank you for responding to my online dating ad. Allow me to give you a tour of the home that we can share together.
I know, right? Now tell your friends!
Hello, My Future Wife
Katie Notopoulos
1. Here is my bookshelf. We can fill it with your favorite books, like “Twilight” if you like.
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2. Here is my opulent bathroom. See the bidet? That is like a shower for your butt.
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3. We can take a bath together while looking at my beautiful murals. I’ll make a shampoo mohawk for myself, tee hee.
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4. I’ve slipped into something more confortable for the rest of the tour of your potential new home.
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5. Whoa whoa not so fast, madam! I’m not that kind of guy you can get into bed right away.
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8. Here I am in my office. I am a busy businessman. Do you see my papers? They are Business Papers.
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9. Care for a golden shower? You see, the fixtures in my shower are made of gold. Wait don’t leave…
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11. My home DOES have central heating, but sometimes I turn it off just so I can relax in my furs.
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12. There is a family of raccoons that live in this tree. They have been terrorizing me, but I will exact my revenge.
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13. I am an excellent chef, and I love to cook. Do you like toast and popcorn?
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14. Here is my opulent dinner table. We can host many parties with our friends. As long as the raccoons stay away.
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15. One time I caught the raccoon staring at me through the window while I took my bath. I was haunted by his beady eyes.
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18. Wait, where are you going? I hope you were not turned off by the raccoons.
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toni hubble 11 months agoLove how he is posing with his Versace floor tiles. What a poseur.
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toni hubble 11 months ago
The top picture is to be filled with her favourite crockery, not books.
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krisztinai 11 months agoWith the white suit on he resembles a Russian Colonel Sanders who stole Pope Benedict XVI’s shoes.
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krisztinai 11 months ago
Russian gazillionaire and his tiny giraffe
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Giovanni Lido 11 months ago#13 Somehow, of all of it, it was actually the “do you like toast and popcorn?” that made me LOL.
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Lillithdv8 11 months agoI think it’s the buttler posing in all the rooms before the owners show up.
Also, ghastly style, gilded bookcases,bedposts,bathrooms is so 80’s mobster -
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NobodyLikesMilhouse 11 months agofrom now on when i hear the word “opulent” i’ll think tacky Estonian gangster.
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Betty Harlot 11 months agoWhy doesn’t he have anything on his shelves and why is is furniture covered in plastic? I’m thinking rich serial killer…
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maxinecallejau 11 months agoMy first instinct is Crazy Russian Tycoon. Yup, I’m going to go with that.
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