3.
Pharrell Williams. Nothing to hide here.
4.
Donald Rumsfeld, DEFINITELY not a Reptilian
5.
No matter how many times Louis CK asks him.
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Guy Fieri, definitely not someone who would trick the masses into eating human flesh by covering it in donkey sauce
7.
David Koch, not a Reptilian, and that ring is definitely not a communicator to the mothership.
8.
No Reptilians here, please move along.
10.
My grandma. Definitely couldn't be a Reptilian because I'm not one.
12.
Hilary Clinton. More like Humany Clinton, because she's so definitely a human and not a Reptilian sent here to enslave us.
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Matthew Lillard. He definitely was NOT replaced by a Reptilian beta prototype.
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Governor Bobby Jindal, who is definitely not making a sign to the Reptilian mothership that the invasion is almost complete.
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Beyonce. Certainly totally a human woman.
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Garth Brooks. Totally not a Reptilian who has taken over the human form of a man named Chris Gaines.
19.
Blu Cantrell, human woman.
20.
My sister's asshole boyfriend
21.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel, by no means a Reptilian foot soldier sent to Earth to scout for minerals needed on the home planet.
22.
Bob Balaban, not the secret leader of the Reptilians.
