What’s Going On Between Women And Their Clocks?

There’s a clock ticking somewhere nearby. Ladies: are you listening?

1. Shhh! Do you hear something?

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2. Is it … coming from this clock?

3. Listen verrrrrry closely.

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4. OMG! It’s your biological clock ticking!

5. Dang! How could you have forgotten??

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6. You can’t believe it finally came for you.

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7. Even after you spent all that time running from it. Well, with it.

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8. This is so like you, haha.

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9. At first you’re a little freaked out. “What if it’s too late?” you wonder.

10. Then you’re REALLY freaked out. “WHY DIDN’T I HEAR IT SOONER,” you scream.

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11. BOYFRIEND I FEEL AS THOUGH YOU ARE PRETENDING NOT TO HEAR MY CLOCK!

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12. But then you calm down. Breathe.

13. You laugh. “Come here, clock!”

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14. Should I put you over my face?

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15. Is this where you belong?

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16. But then you slide the clock over your womb, and it just feels right.

17. You’re going to be okay. Let’s see that smile!

18. N…no. Not like that!!!

19. That’s better.

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20. You made it. You heeded the clock. (But it will be back.)

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