1.
Holding hands is basically like putting your hands in the garbage.
2.
A year of dating could cost you two THOUSAND dollars.
3.
Kissing transfers about 250 colonies of bacteria mouth-to-mouth.
4.
Single people live basically forever.
5.
Sharing food, or sharing A DEATH WISH?
6.
All coupled people do is stay at home and love each other.
7.
Is the person sharing your bed a loved one, or a cesspool of filth?
8.
Using another person's toothbrush: what new horrors await you?